AY-NEKO-CHAN

22nd Mar 2021
120

Netherlands: What's considered sexy nowadays?
Belgium: Hmm... People love a mysterious bad boy.
*Later*
Portugal: Ned? Where are taking me blindfolded?
Netherlands: None of your fucking business!

22nd Mar 2021
44

22nd Mar 2021
445

wildflowertips:

Nash Gold Jr: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Kuroko Tetsuya’ support group, where everyone who got fucked over by Kuroko and his passes say a collective “Fuck you!” to Kuroko Tetsuya
Hanamiya: But before we begin, can we get a few words from our newest club member?
Kagami, noticeably sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

8th Mar 2021
65

arsonaetcuh:

Hetalia before World Stars
Italy: Listen, I can explain…
Netherlands: You’re the main character. I have 2 episodes focused on me and one of them is an extra episode.
Romania: 2 episodes? I only have 1 line in the anime!
Portugal: You guys are in the anime?

26th Feb 2021
171

Spain: We all have our demons.
Spain, puts hand on Portugal's shoulder: This one's mine.

26th Feb 2021
109

Netherlands: This is torture. You're torturing me. Stop trying to seduce me, it's not going to work.
Portugal: *literally just washing the dishes*

26th Feb 2021
70

thatsamericano:

Spain, pointing between the Netherlands and Portugal: Wait, wait, wait! You two are sleeping together?!?
Netherlands, with a blank expression: Only when we’re done having sex.
Portugal: [smiles and shrugs]

26th Feb 2021
63

Spain: C'mon! Let's go out! It's saturday night!
Portugal: I'm already on my sweat pants, I have my blanket and a movie to watch. No one is removing me from this couch.
Spain: What the hell happened to you? You used to be fierce! You went to the ocean in the middle of a storm just for kicks.
Portugal: We're not kids anymore, Toni. You can't be 19 forever. Plus, I'll have you know I'm drinking green tea... with caffeine!

19th Feb 2021
88

Romano, enters room: *power ballad starts bursting through the speakers* What the-?
Spain: Cool, isn't it? I got an app that chooses the perfect song when one of my contacts enters the room. Wait, here comes Portugal!
Portugal, enters room: *Phantom of the Opera Overture plays*
Portugal: The fuck?

29th Jan 2021
80

England: Why did you three get arrested?
Spain: We don't know.
France: We didn't do anything wrong.
Portugal: We got pulled over while driving, and when the cops said “papers”, Spain yelled “scissors” and then we ran off.

20th Jan 2021
494